The chicken crosses the road
NT Chicken
Will cross the road in June; no, in August. September for sure.

OS/2 Chicken
It tried to cross the road several times, and finally gave up.

Win 95 Chicken
You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it
still tastes like ... chicken.

Microsoft Chicken (TM)
It's already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road.

Unix Chicken
There's no real reason to cross the road. Just make a symbolic link to
the chicken anywhere you want it to be.

OOP Chicken
It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message.

Assembler Chicken
First it builds the road ...

C Chicken
It crosses the road without looking both ways.

C++ Chicken
The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer to
him on the other side.

VB Chicken
USHighways!TheRoad cross (aChicken)

Delphi Chicken
The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other
side.

Java Chicken
If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will
download a chicklet to the other side.

Web Chicken
Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.

Gopher Chicken
Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.

Newton Chicken
Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it
across the road in your pocket.

Cray Chicken
Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it in
liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully cooked.

Quantum Logic Chicken
The chicken is distributed probabilistically on all sides of the
road until you observe it on the side of your course.

Lotus Chicken
Don't you dare try to cross the road the same way we do!

Mac Chicken
No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road,
so there's no way to tell it to.

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