Useful phrases to know when traveling in Moslem Countries

AKBAR KHALI-KILI HAFTIR LOTFAN.
Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.

FEKR GABUL CARDAN DAVAT PAEH GUSH DIVAR.
I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie down on the floor with my arms above my head and my legs apart.

SHOMAEH FEKR TAMOMEH OEH GOFTEH BANDE.
I agree with everything you have ever said or thought in your life.

AUTO ARRAREGH DAVATEMAN MANO SEPAHEH-HAST.
It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your car.

FASHAL-EH TUPEMAN NA DEGAT MANO GOFTAM CHEESHAYEH MOHEMARA JEBEHKESHV AREHMAN.
If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital appendages I will reciprocate by betraying my country in public.

KHREL, JEPAHEM MANEH VA JAYEII AMRIKAHEY.
I will tell you the names and addresses of many American spies traveling as reporters.

BALLI, BALLI, BALLI!
Whatever you say!

MATERNIER GHERMEZ AHLIEH, GHORBAN.
The red blindfold would be lovely, excellency.

TIKEH NUNEH BA OB KHRELLEH BEZORG VA KHRUBE BOYAST INO BEGERAM.
The water­soaked bread crumbs are delicious, thank you. I must have the recipe.

Last modified November 23, 2001
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