Brain Damage Quiz

Following is a quiz. Please answer all questions honestly, and to the best of your ability, or your answers may not be honest, or to the best of your ability.

1.t/fPeople tell me one thing one day and out the other.
2.t/fI can't unclasp my hands.
3.t/fI can wear my shirts as pants.
4.t/fI feel as much like I did yesterday as I do today.
5.t/fAt parties, I like to sit by myself and collect a great deal of saliva.
6.t/fI often mistake my hands for food.
7.t/fI'd rather eat soap than little stones.
8.t/fI never liked room temperature.
9.t/fI line my pockets with hot cheese.
10.t/fMy throat is closer than it seems.
11.t/fI am annoyed by the taste of my teeth.
12.t/fSometimes I feel compelled to count the freckles on my arms over and over until I lose control of my bladder.
13.t/fMost things are better eaten than forgotten.
14.t/fLikes and dislikes are among my favorites.
15.t/fMy patio is covered with killer frost.
16.t/fI've lost all sensation in my shirt.
17.t/fI try to swallow at least three times a day.
18.t/fMy best friend is a social worker.
19.t/fI've always known when to close my eyes.
20.t/fMy squirrels don't know where I am tonight.
21.t/fLittle can be said for Luxembourg.
22.t/fNo napkin is sanitary enough for me.
23.t/fI walk this way because I have to.
24.t/fWalls impede my progress.
25.t/fI can't find my marmots.
26.t/fI like mechanics magazines, but I would rather fondle a marine.
27.t/fMy uncle is as stupid as paste.
28.t/fI can pet animals by the mouthful.
29.t/fMy toes are numbered.
30.t/fMan's reach should exceed his overbite.
31.t/fPeople tell me I'm deaf.
32.t/fMy beaver won't go near the water.
33.t/fI can find my ears, but I have to look for them.
34.t/fI don't like any of my loved ones.
35.t/fSometimes I have the strange feeling that I've done something before.
36.t/fSometimes I have the strange feeling that I've done something before.
37.t/fA good friend should stick to the ceiling when the going gets rough.
Please repeat the quiz, reversing your answers until they are all correct. If any still remain wrong, please change them. Do not look at anyone else's paper, you are being monitored.

Last modified November 23, 2001
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